lamentable queen, night boss, bone empress, gloom mistress, penumbral lady, midnight hagette, crepuscular queen, tenebrous overlord, hideous witch from hell, butt-touched nun, insane creep, jackass, numbnuts, asswipe, assmunch, sunshine, ignorant sack of eyeballs, sugarlips, desiccated mummy of hate, marchioness of bones, perfect penitent nunlet